This Means War


Viewed – 02 July 2012 Online rental

Cartoon faced Chris Pine (Star Trek) and walking muscle Tom Hardy (Warrior, Inception) are two highly trained CIA assassins who fall for the same woman, Reese (the jaw) Witherspoon, and soon find their friendship put to the test as they attempt to sabotage one another’s chances.  Meanwhile a terrorist who survived an earlier mission is hell-bent on revenge.

Director McG (Terminator Salvation, Charles Angeles) has crafted an immediately ‘fun’ concept here with a likable cast and plenty of humour, romance and action.  Although his flair for pop-corn thrillers livens up the movie with some beautiful sets, slick cars and cool gadgets, he seems most at home with the entertaining love triangle.  Witherspoon is equal parts sexy and ditsy and has always been a favourite, whilst the two male leads are perfectly cast; Hardy playing the more in-touch-with-his-feelings type, whilst Pine is the charismatic womanizer with all the right moves.  At times the action, which should have been the highlight, seemed forced and to be honest distracting – McG’s approach making me feel like the movie had been put into fast forward every time something kicked off.  Add to this a clichéd villain that was all but an afterthought – and this often felt like a movie playing a tug of war with its own ideas.

So as you can probably imagine, it’s the banter between the three principal players where this shines (the dialogue positively bouncing off the screen), and it was still very entertaining.  Just a shame McG felt the need to pad it all out with a weak terrorist subplot and badly handled action.

Verdict: 3 /5

Cruel Intentions


Viewed – 31 August 2008  DVD

High society step-siblings Ryan Phillippe & Sarah Michelle Gellar make a bet to seduce squeaky clean head-master’s daughter Reese Witherspoon for their own evil kicks, but soon learn that their game comes at a price.

I recall absolutely loving this sharp and stylish take on classic steamy drama Dangerous Liaisons, transported to the modern-day with a teen-movie twist.  Yet now, probably with a more mature sensibility, I found the film painted a very dark picture of teen sex & promiscuity, glossed over by the character’s filthy-rich surroundings.  Saying that, Ryan Phillippe is far from your one note scumbag, proving both uber-cool and heartbreaking; whilst Sarah Michelle Gellar is brilliantly evil and damn sexy for it.  Selma Blair is on hand for comedy relief but remains pointless, and Reese Witherspoon is perfect as the good girl lured by the dark side, offering a glimps of light in this film’s otherwise moral dungeon.  As the debut of writer-director Roger Kumble (yes, I haven’t heard of him since either) this is a bold updating of a classic story, but in this age of drugs, sex and the fear of STDs, it remains rather dangerous and at the same time, a touch immature.  For a much more real story of teen sex issues, I recommend Larry Clarke’s stunning KIDS.

Yet throw in a brilliant soundtrack, a killa-ending and some great dialogue – and however you stand on the subject, this still  works well.  Just remember to wipe your feet on the way out.

Verdict:  3 /5