A Choir doing the theme song from Valve’s seminal first person puzzler Portal. Respect.
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Portal 2 – impressions

As a log time fan of much celebrated, uber-secretive video games developer Valve, I was excited about playing this much hyped sequel to the award winning Portal. Valve are master game designers with an almost scientific approach to gameplay and structure that is unheard of in the industry. One only has to look at their back-catalogue of games, with titles such as Left 4 Dead, Team Fortress, Counter Strike and Half-Life to see where I’m coming from. So naturally just a few minutes of this game left me with such awe and amazement.
The concept of Portal is an easy one. It’s a puzzle game from the first person perspective where you use a gun that can fire portals, that you must then use to navigate the increasingly clever ‘test chambers’. Developed from its initial short-lived previous game, which was celebrated not only for its ingenius puzzles but also its clever story telling and the malevolent character of super-computer GlaDOS, this takes that admittedly clever-ass blue print and develops it to its fullest potential. This time we have the additional character of spherical robot buddy Wheatley, who pops up from time to time to help you on your way, whilst all the time you put up with the sarcastic and mildly threatening comments from your super computer nemesis, still holding a grudge after you killed her in the previous game.
I can honestly say if you never played Portal, you will certainly find this fresh and unique and quite unlike any other game on the market. It’s both brain-melting and exciting, and often laugh-out oud funny. Production values as expected from Valve are top-notch with a highly developed version of their Source game engine shown off brilliantly in dilapidated, post-apocalyptic chambers that live and breathe personality and atmosphere.
One aspect I’m yet to explore (bit itching to) is the co-operative multiplayer where you and an online buddy can traverse a series of test chambers, working together to solve each puzzle. This again offers a unique and refreshing spin on multiplayer gaming and promises to be as addictive and absorbing as the main game. I’ll certainly report back once I’ve had a proper go at it and on my thoughts of the game once I’ve finished it.
But for now, this is a must play.
Related Articles
- Portal 2 – review (guardian.co.uk)
- ‘Portal 2’: Very Much “Still Alive” (Review) (popmatters.com)
- Valve releases Portal 2 for Mac, PC, PS3, and Xbox (macworld.com)
- Valve Releases Portal 2 for Mac, PC, PS3, and Xbox (pcworld.com)
- Portal 2 review: A hilarious sci-fi puzzle game (cbsnews.com)
A Half-Life rant

Ok, I’ve said it before, but it really annoys me the complete lack of news on Half Life 2: Episode 3. It’s becoming Duke Nukem Forever, and we all know what happened with that. Some have even rumoured that developer Valve are secretly working on Half-Life 3 and have scrapped Episode 3. Now although the major cliff hanger that was left in Episode Two may not be resolved by going all sequel mad, this would still please me no end. Yet what doesn’t please me at all, is Valve’s insistence on continued announcements for lesser games like Left 4 Dead and Portal. Now admittedly both these games are very well done, with Portal being particularly special and innovative – but for Christ’s sake – give us some news! Other than ‘we are still working on Episode 3’. How pathetic.
I am hoping we will at least get a trailer or some sort of announcement now that Valve have pledged their support for Playstation 3 and their inclusion of games distribution software Steam on the platform is very interesting indeed. It strikes me as very sneaky how Valve were so vocal about their dislike of the PS3 and now they’ve changed their minds. They’re up to something, and if it’s not Half-Life themed, I’m gonna track down Gabe Newell and beat him over the head with a wet fish.
Why I’m so in love with all things Half-Life can be found HERE.
Portal = Joy!

The only game in Valve’s seminal The Orange Box to be most neglected by me, has to be the highly regarded puzzle adventure ‘Portal’. I don’t feel good about this, but am so happy that I gave it a proper go now – as in my opinion its pure genius. Continue reading